“Hot Ones” (2018)

Jeff Goldblum is known for his roles in films like The Fly, Jurassic Park, and Independence Day, and you can catch him in The Mountain, which is headed to th...

Bekkah:

Oh my god please everyone just please let Jeff come to your interview shows and be himself because he is a 12/10 Goldblums on charm and a 15/10 Goldblums on humor. I would listen to him scat and sing and make weird innuendos while eating hot vegan wings for another 30, 60, 90 minutes! I enjoyed this so much that I broke one of my two champagne flutes. But I also drank a whole bottle of bubbly mostly before we watched this, so maybe that is related? Anyway, thank you Zaddy Goldblum for this 32 minutes of pure delight. I could write a whole nother paragraph about his still life with fruit shirt, but anyway. THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR.

Danya:

Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Your shirt is a renaissance still life and your smile a bottle of Devil’s Hot sauce at 2000000 scovilles. Jeff is channeling toddlers, imps, and drunk uncles in a delightful way. I learned so much about Jeff! He’s vegan! And thinks his wife’s body is utterly perfect, which is nice, but was kinda creepy in it’s delivery. Secretly, I suspect that Jeff is actually a bad actor, but is beloved because he is always playing himself. +10 for glasses. Would def eat hot wings with him any time.

10/10 Goldblums

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