Face like a blueberry pie that exploded in the oven.

“Why? 90 zillion bucks is why!”

This episode is for us: Jeff, Rachel, CATS!? Come on!

Open your mind, Mom, it’s the 1980s!

Check your caves for the Golden Cabbage of Jeffertini!

Jeff defies the gravity…of our hearts.

Everyone just wants to be loved.

Kaos reigns and then leaves us devastated.

Do you believe in prophesies?

What’s your prophecy?

Zeus and Hera are NOT #polygoals

Jeff is God of our Hearts.

We’ve watched so many of these, and we still don’t know Jeff’s character’s name.

None of this is how people actually behave.

I want Jeff to look at me the way he looks at this sandwich.

Normcore Jeff does it again.

oh no, boring!

We hope Jeff is also proud of us.

Bekkah doesn’t hate this episode as much as usual.

Too much cop shit, move along.