Smile, baby, let us see your grill.

Follow us, little fishies.

Party on, Jeff.

A fully enjoyable mess.

Jeff’s flower aura is a venus fly trap.

Will Jeff invite us to his underground lair?!

Everyone who was funny in the 2000s, but is probably canceled now.

“You can’t save daylight, Tim.”

We don’t wear make up so Jeff can find us attractive.

JGMC turns 2! These GMO dinosaurs sure like to play tricks.

Ever see a Jeff Goldblum spoon a horse?

Can we tantalize you with a road adventure?

Darkly comedic is not the genre I want for a Holocaust movie

“I may begin to weep uncontrollably”

“That goes right into the ‘who-ya-kidding’ file.”

Watch a rich White dude get a bad case of the Murder Sads.

Fuck Woody Allen (but don’t).

Jeff continues to touch men…emotionally, and we are HERE for it.

We think Jeff’s bop is just right.

“I’m not sorry, all men are pigs!”