It’s a metaphor, but I don’t know what for.

We love our pull out king.

This is what we expect from Jonah Hill.

Give us a hand, Jeff.

We’re not really paying attention to this, because we’re just staring into Jeff’s beautiful eyes.

We can imagine our whole future with you, Jeff.

We’d never cancel you, Jeff.

It’s disappointing that men are really like this.

We never doubted you, Jeff.

The episode made us feel something, and that something was anger.

We would totally give Jeff our phone numbers, even in line at the ATM.

Danya was born the year this came out, and we still love Jeff.

Jeff is still our Mr. Right, even after three years.

Who knew the most exciting scientific discovery of the 20th century could be so boring?

Who dung it?

Justice for Stamps!

We’d walk across hot coals with you anytime, Jeffy.

Don’t go in there, they’re talking SCIENCE!

Behold the wondrous mullet!

Only Jeff gets to beat up his son!