Jeff is God of our Hearts.

We’ve watched so many of these, and we still don’t know Jeff’s character’s name.

None of this is how people actually behave.

I want Jeff to look at me the way he looks at this sandwich.

Normcore Jeff does it again.

oh no, boring!

We hope Jeff is also proud of us.

Bekkah doesn’t hate this episode as much as usual.

Too much cop shit, move along.

It’s a metaphor, but I don’t know what for.

We love our pull out king.

This is what we expect from Jonah Hill.

Give us a hand, Jeff.

We’re not really paying attention to this, because we’re just staring into Jeff’s beautiful eyes.

We can imagine our whole future with you, Jeff.

We’d never cancel you, Jeff.

It’s disappointing that men are really like this.

We never doubted you, Jeff.

The episode made us feel something, and that something was anger.

We would totally give Jeff our phone numbers, even in line at the ATM.