Jeff defies the gravity…of our hearts.

It’s a metaphor, but I don’t know what for.

Danya was born the year this came out, and we still love Jeff.

Who knew that young Christopher Walken had a magic dick?

Dinosaur promises made, Dinosaur promises broken.

Bekkah wants Jeff to tend her garden.

Another flop into the net for Jeffy Goldblum.

We can’t believe we’re still living through this shit.

Watch a rich White dude get a bad case of the Murder Sads.

“Her calves are like calzones.”

What is this art-school fuckery

Comb your damn bangs, Rachel McAdams!

Jeff’s a big sexy whooping crane of a man.

He takes pollution down to zero!

At least it wasn’t ALL about poker.

“The great thing about the outdoors is that it’s just a giant toilet.”

2001 is was not a good year for fashion.

A hat for every moment.

David Bowie is so great.

Jeff’s first movie, and we don’t know what else to say.