Sad bois that are too sad to murder each other.

Make better choices, Jeff.

Everyone in this movie who doesn’t die by monster, dies from overacting.

Sad bois go down, but we don’t want to.

LA on fire? If this movie wasn’t so good it would be really upsetting.

These people don’t even deserve good therapy.

Jeff touches everything and doesn’t even use sanitizer.

Eat my hot one, Jeff Goldblum.

Beware anti-cat propaganda.

Resurrection isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be.

Patriarchy (not being a recent invention) was also bad in Egypt.

We could watch Jeff do fake therapy all day.

Socialism at its feather-iest.

If this is a cult movie, then I’m not drinking the kool-aid.

Unnecessary, but generally adequate. Like mayonnaise.

Watch the White House go BOOM. It’s very cathartic.

If you plan to kill your wife and fail, you’re both a bad person and a failure.

Solid effort, but everyone is unlikeable.

Who gets snatched? YOU get snatched.

Watch this movie just for the amazing outfits.