We watch Jeff Goldblum movies so you don’t have to.

All hail the Falafel King.

No blood drinkers here.

Face like a blueberry pie that exploded in the oven.

“Why? 90 zillion bucks is why!”

This episode is for us: Jeff, Rachel, CATS!? Come on!

Open your mind, Mom, it’s the 1980s!

Check your caves for the Golden Cabbage of Jeffertini!

Jeff defies the gravity…of our hearts.

Everyone just wants to be loved.

Kaos reigns and then leaves us devastated.